This is NASTY! Researchers at Belgium's Catholic University of Leuven have just spoiled everyone's ignorance-is-bliss approach to the library, now that they've run toxicology tests on the 10 most popular books at the university library. All 10 tested positive for cocaine, but "Fifty Shades of Grey" also tested positive for the herpes virus — as did copies of another romance novel, "Tango," once the same tests were done at the Antwerp library. Professor Jan Tytgat told Flanders News that readers shouldn't worry because the traces of both drugs and diseases were too small to be dangerous. Can't wait to hear some guy use the "i got herpes from my library book"
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